{"id":112,"date":"2024-08-09T11:44:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-09T01:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/turniprecords.com\/procrastinator\/?p=112"},"modified":"2025-11-04T11:45:34","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T00:45:34","slug":"the-story-of-subscribe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/turniprecords.com\/procrastinator\/the-story-of-subscribe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Story of Subscribe"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not wanting to name names or anything, but we here at Procrastinator HQ are upset.\u00a0 So we present our next artistic masterpiece, Subscribe.<\/p>\n

There are people out there who are using the suffering of others to gain popularity through social media outlets.\u00a0 We think this is despicable, and we abhor those who follow this as a business model.<\/p>\n

However, they are famous, and they are making money … but that doesn’t validate their position of so-called “authority” or “arbiter of talent” they pretend to be.\u00a0 You rude, mammering, moth-bitten stain on the population.<\/p>\n

To you, we direct Subscribe.<\/p>\n

And we do so by following in the footsteps of two of the greatest people to ever walk the Earth – John Travolta and Nicholas Cage.\u00a0 We, for three minutes and thirty-five seconds, have become them.<\/p>\n

We did not enjoy any of that time.\u00a0 Some were physically ill, and others are still submitting expense requests for the on-going therapy.\u00a0 Please treat the song as a cautionary tale.<\/p>\n

And for those who refuse to learn …. your day will come.<\/p>\n

Go<\/a>. Listen<\/a>. Learn<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Not wanting to name names or anything, but we here at Procrastinator HQ are upset.\u00a0 So we present our next artistic masterpiece, Subscribe. There are people out there who are using the suffering of others to gain popularity through social media outlets.\u00a0 We think this is despicable, and we abhor those who follow this as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","post-with-thumbnail","post-with-thumbnail-large"],"yoast_head":"\nThe Story of Subscribe - PROCRASTINATOR<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Not wanting to name names or anything, but we here at Procrastinator HQ are upset. 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